Oh look when I tilt my lap top screen waaaaaaay forward like I am unable to show you. It is dark brown. I knew my comp. wouldn't lie to me, totally anyway. Anyone up for stiff necks reading this so that it resemble dark brown? No? I didn't think so. I guess I'll go with. . . . . . THIS ONE!!!!! WE have a winner no more black, various colors, almost black but supposedly brown. Argles!!!
Well truth be told the Argles wasn't the temple of concord randomly appearing on my page. I just discovered the add pic button too yaaaaaay!! I'm sure your thrilled. I have this picture from a Latin project I did. And no if you write something in Latin at the bottom of the page I will not be able to understand what you said. I took this class for a year ( I think?) and I can't even say a sentence. Now understand that it is not lack of valiant efforts from my Latin teacher. I just simply suck at Latin, though my teacher was nice enough to lie to me and said I'm doing great. Now there was two parts to evil course of psycho language, there was part, mind blowingly difficult and part impossible I took part one, and after I finished that course I quit while I was reasonably ten miles behind. So warning to all those people aspiring to be doctors DON'T. (WARNING: I'm not actually discouraging you guys from being doctors, besides what my previous sentence said/lied, I like knowing whats wrong with me, and let me tell you their is usually something wrong with me. GO DOCTORS!).
Anyway apparently I think I'm done with I suck at Latin rage ( Our language is derived from this one WHY IS IT SO HARD!!!) I can get on with- you know while I look at the top of the page the title of this blog sits there "Inky Does It" except there is the blog spot sign before it so it looks like this:
My proud viewerless sight has been reduced to "Binky Does It". Binky does what exactly. Get stuck in a baby's mouth? Grr. Of course the title "Binky Does It" doesn't make me first think of a pacifier. NO. It make me think of Bozo the clown, stupid E-Trade commercial. It made me link babies to Bozo.
Finally before I get distracted again- BUY BOBBY"S BUCKET OF BANGERS FOR ONLY 1 EASY PAYMENT OF $9.99! WHICH IS REALLY JUST A WAY TO MAKE YOU THINK IT"S CHEAPER THAN IT ACTUALLY IS BECAUSE THERE IS TAX! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! -end disturbing scene. Anyway if you scroll up a couple of yrds back to last word (word mind you not punctuation, why I bother saying things like that do not ask me.) before the Temple of Concord makes an appearance on my page you will find the word Argle!! (exclamation points are optional but always appreciated.) Argle!! is a word of my own creation derived (I like using this word) from the words Arghh!, and Argyle. Anyway the whole reason I said argle (pronounced ar-gul) was because I had not changed my name for nothing It's still Sue at the moment. Wave Hi Sue!
Now before Sue can wave HI! I must first create the "Inky Does It" Imaginary web room. This is where if we imagine what "Inky Does It" would look like if it were actually a room!
Your walking down blog spot street passing all the different blogs peering in maybe reading a post then leaving. Eventually you come to a newly paved street that has a brighter sun, and the animatronic birds sound a lot sweeter. You have come to the place where New blogs are born! As more and more blogs come in the newer ones will get pushed back until they either land up in the middle of nowhere with no viewers ,or in that really crummy side of Blog Spot where all the Blogs that never picked up speed, and vieweres. They're shadowed by Blog Spot Topia where all the popular blogs end up. But at that moment your fascenated by the cute widdle baby blogs all fresh and new, full of hope that they will actually get viewers. You see a small little tan house spring up. The Title of the blog is "Inky Does It" you want to see the inside of this new house, but to your horror you see a bright pink condo growing right in front of it. Your sure it will be about clothes, and heartbreak, and for some reason bubblegum. You quickly dive into the tan house, before it is dwarfed by that giggly girl's blog. You could see the title before you rushed through the door. It read: Bubblegum Girl's Life, Full of Heartbreak and Shopping. You were impressed with your dead on accuracey. You look around, the tan walls are empty. Theres nobody in the house no viewers for this newbie. On the post wall of the house you see one post, the intro post. You laugh at the bloggers inability to make jokes. You look around for Sue, and you see her in the corner. She is a very small lady with stringy blond hair, watery blue eyes, shes were a sweater set. She has pale skin that looks like it's never seen sunlight (which it hasn't), and has horn rimmed glasses (that even percy can pull of better than her), and smiles weakly in acknowledgement. She has a notebook, and continues to take notes on the intro. You look at the wall of photos, none yet. On the Tv screen none either. The Tv is placed over a crackling fire, and theres a dark brown couch. On the fourth wall there is a door that leads to the bedroom of this blog. The user profile. You try the handle this one is not locked. You look around and see a fake name: IDon;'tKnow Whatsittoya. You figure this person really needs a sense of humor. You look around and see the likes list on the wall. You ignore because everything it says is done. Your about to leave when you hear a thumping in the main blog room. You see that in fact on the post wall that a half post has come up. you look at laugh actually laugh at the Binky Does It part. Then you relize that there writing everything about you, you flee the crazy blogger's blog.
THE END
Well now that thats done we can finally see Sue wave. *Sue proceeds to wave, then pushes her glasses up her nose*. Well if you have a fantabulous memory than by all means skip this sentace. But if like a normal person you have an awful memory please go back and read the paragraph before my little story. You know what a second I don't even remeber what I wrote before this story let me see............................................Okay I'm good now. Okay so now that we have seen Sue we must now get rid of her *Sue looks up shocked and hurt*. But first. smile! *takes picture of Sue who is defiently not smiling* there we got one for the first post a picture of our first nothing:
Sue
Bye Sue!! *Sue disappears, leaving behind only her clipboard*. Today Nothin of the post is:
Maria:
Description: Looks like Esmerelda from Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Say HI Maria!
Maria: Hi
Thank you. Anyway that's all I can talk about for today sooooooo BYE say bye Maria.
Maria: Goodbye! *grins happily*
Well I just can't end with Maria *Maria pouts* SO Let me explain the title it is in fact a quote from Zarthura which my sis, currently unamed was watching Zathura, so the whole TItle is on that. You know actually I'm going to change it to something that makes sense this is what it was: It's Just a Goat, It's Just a Goat.... IT'S NOT A GOAT, IT'S NOT A GOAT!!!
It's now: Well you can read can't you?
-Tilly of Silly
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